A very pregnant woman's guide to decision making.

Being that I'm new at this level of pregnantness, I figured I'd share some observations to common dilemmas pregnant women face.

Problem 1: Dropped something on the floor?   Question: Do I need it?   Answer: Yes.  Question: Do I really need it?  Yes.  Can I pick it up with my foot?  (Always worth a try)... No?  Can it be kicked out of the way? No?!   Is it REALLY a tripping hazard?  Yes.... Can someone else do it for me???  NO?  Then I really probably don't need it anyway.

Problem 2:  Need to go to the bathroom...   Question:  Right now?  Answer: (Always) YES. Now.  You can either go now, or run to the bathroom in approximately 2 minutes.  Go now, pregnant people aren't cute when they run... or waddle.

Problem 3: Baby always wakes up when i try to go to bed... Every.single.time.  Solution: About an hour before bed, once little man is asleep, lay down for about ten minutes... Really still.  Baby gets up, has her miniature dance party, and is asleep by the time you really wanted to go to bed (which was actually about 3 hours ago, but lets be realistic here.)


:) 

40 more hours....